jackson-isms: crazy sayings from a 3-year-old

- “hi macs, we’re back!!” – as we get back onto the highway in traffic, referring to tractor trailers.

- “these look like beautiful!” – after decorating easter eggs.

- “shoe hands! shoe hands!” – wearing mommy’s shoes on his hands.

- “look daddy, it’s like a playground!” – after eating all the edges off his cheese.

- “it’s barack obama’s flags!” – pointing at a bunch of american flags flying in the wind

- “don’t shake it with your head, just say it with your mouth!” – letting mom know to speak “yes” and not shake “yes”

- “i told brooksie it is ‘on demand’, and he is a good listener.”

- “this looks like rabbit poop.” – while eating peanuts

- “just a minute, i got to check my email.”

- “i love my sister all the day, ’cause i’m her big brother.”

- “dad don’t talk to me! i’m just conster-strating!” or concentrating, for all you non 3-year-old speakers out there!

- to molly: “you need to get a haircut, your hair is getting blonder.”

- “um, guys? i don’t think i want a HUMONGOUS banana.”

- “i want to see your face card!” to molly, when looking for her driver’s license in her wallet

- “i’m hot for ice cream!” to molly and grandma after coming in from outside

- “i’m not food, i’m a people!”

-”why is the sky so high up there?”

-”you can’t see the green on the trees at night. at night, they are black.”

-”blood goes through your heart. it goes really fast when you’re running, and when you’re walking, it goes slow.”

-”i sent a mesh-age to america.” after experimenting with a telegraph machine at a train museum in ellicott city

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